Brian Kelly

An extraordinarily angry, red-faced fat man who yells so hard at teenagers when they make mistakes that he appears to be taking a huge shit in his pants and having a heart attack simultaneously.

Damn! Did you see that guy pull a Brian Kelly???

Brian Kelly by LittleGiant#8 September 14, 2011

Brian Kelly

An extremely talented and gorgeous boy. The coolest Brian Kelly out there and that's a fact 😎

"Wow, You're such a Brian Kelly, Mr. Kelly!"

"Yeah...that's me."

Brian Kelly by Irumamiu March 25, 2019

brian kelly

An unhealthy act of eating stodge on a regular basis to try and encourage ones body to become lean and muscular, but ends up flabby and podgy instead!

He's done a right brian kelly with his tray of iced buns and Greggs steak bake slices.

That brian kelly with chubby calfs and lardy shoulders has had an overdose on pies again lad.

brian kelly by Mr S. T. Eakslice January 19, 2009

kelly and brian

Kelly and Brian are the best couple in the world. She gets him to do the same sport as her, and he absolutely loves it. They spend the weekend at their sporting events and flirt constantly. Anyone around them can tell they love each other. He is a little bit of a nerd and under appreciated, but he makes her laugh so much. He is so giddy and open around her. She is more social and gets him to be a better person. There is no use trying to talk to them when they are around each other, because they are literally entranced. Brian does not want to admit his love, but everyone knows Kelly likes him. They will not end up at the same school, but they will never like anyone else after they meet. Brian and Kelly are the perfect couple, and they will do anything for each other.

"They are so cute, but not like kelly and brian."

"kelly and brian... ARE FINALLY DATING."

"kelly and brian are the best couple. They need to date then get married."

kelly and brian by 678true! May 30, 2018

kelly bundy brain 

A very non-scientific term for understanding the brain can only hold a certain amount of information. When you have a gallon of knowledge and pour it into a shot-glass sized brain, you're going to have some over flow. Some basic knowledge will have to be sacraficed.

When Kelly learned the Bill of Rights and later heard the doorbell ring. Her confusion prompted Bud to explain to Kelly what that sound meant. Kelly Bundy Brain in action.

kelly bundy brain by Whineybitch March 27, 2017

briana kelley 

local sb girl with a body of a stripper (not a bad thing)

"im briana kelley. do i have a body of a stripper? is that a bad thing?"

briana kelley by 805805805 March 5, 2009