Brian B 

Lizzies true love.

Brian B + liz = true love

Brian B by anerI otivaL April 17, 2009

Brian Bell

Brian Lane Bell
December 9th

Guitarist for the band Weezer.
Cute nerdy guitar player in Weezer. He is also known as the sass master. Brian is also called Bri Bri. He had many other projects on the side. His fan base "BrianBellzers" are apparently all coming back because of an Iconic fan @FluffyDuffy_spirit on Instagram. Brian is still active and in Weezer.

Wow Brian Bell is so cute

Brian Bell by Weezer knows June 19, 2020

Brian Brohm 

A former 2nd round draft choice of the Green Bay Packers, who has only proven how inept a quarterback can be given the opportunity.

A stink pot. The height of craptitude.

Interception-machine.

Fan 1: There is no way that guy over there was the same Brian Brohm who was a quarterback at Louisville.
Fan 2: Yes, he is. It's just that he's just like his older brother, NFL-illiterate.

What in the hell is that smell, did something rot & die in here?
No, we were just watching that Brian Brohm on TV. The stink is so bad it is coming through the screen.

Fan 1: You know what I like?
Fan 2: No, what?
Fan 1: I like watching quarterbacks throw interceptions. It really makes me laugh.
Fan 2: If you want to laugh so hard it hurts, you really should check out Green Bay's QB of the future, Brian Brohm.

Brian Brohm by Fraud Exposer September 24, 2009

Brian Badonde 

Art Critic
Style Icon
Culinary Guru

Stars in his own show along with others in the British comedy 'Facejacker'. Despite suffering an extreme case of 'burettes' he has made a name for himself in the art world and considers himself to be a brilliant artist.

1.

Brian Badonde: "I know a Warhol when I see it"

Man: "This isn't a Warhol"

2.

Brian Badonde: "My I be exucused for a second?"

Man: "Sure..."

(Brian walks off to the corner of the room)

Brian: "Buuuuuuuuuuuu! BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, buuuuuuur. BU! BU! BRU! BRUU! BU!. Buuuuu."

(Brian returns)

Man: "Are you ok?"

Brain: "Bu, I'm sorry, I have an extreme case of Burettes"

3.

Brian Badonde: Lets have a contest"

Art teacher: "Ok..."

Brian: "3 minutes to draw this still life in front of us, bree, bu, bun. BO!"

(After three minutes the drawings are revealed, after several attemptes to reveal his 'in style' which all go horribly wrong, he is shown to be the clear loser)

Brian: "I believe I have won, please leave your classroom"

Art teacher: "I don't think I will"

Brian Badonde by Facejacker May 5, 2010

Brian Bell

Super-nerd guitarist of the amazing band Weezer. He is often known by fans as the 'Sass-Master" due to his awesome sassiness.

Brian Bell is sassier than Lady Gaga, a Tibetan gerbil, and tobasco sauce, all put together!

Brian Bell by xmadnessx94 January 11, 2010

Brian Boitano 

A well recognized and accomplished U.S. Figure Skater. He is also known for his miraculous feat of setting the world record for the number of spicy chicken wings eaten in one hour (Avagadro's Number of chicken wings).

Person #1 to Brian Boitano: Don't eat those chicken wings Brian!!! They're spicy!!

*one hour passes*

Person #2: I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!

Brian Boitano by The Vindicator of the Damned August 11, 2008

Brian Boitano 

A magical superhero iceskater man. His many heroic feats include

1. Doing two salchows AND a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold.
2. Using his magical firebreath to defeat evil grizzly bears in the Alps and save the maidens fair.
3. Travelling through time to the year 3010, in order to defeat the evil robot king, and save the human race again.

"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" --Stan Marsh, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"

Brian Boitano by bottles98 December 28, 2005