The usual annoying kid in school. Acts like your friend some of the time, and the other he's just a total loser. He's smart, but just doesn't show it, and he says he's not gay, but we all have our doubts. He also looks like the green teletubby and and hangs out with random people. Brian has NO Dick and is proud to say it from a rooftop. . If anyone sees him in class, you'll know that he get a hella lot of class woodies. Even though Brian is who he is, we will always remember Brian's gay ass.
Ex 1
Me: Are you my friend?
Her: Ehhh....
Me: Why so doubtful?
Her: Well.... Uh...
Me: Tell me! Tell me now!!!
Her: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FREAKIN BRIAN, BITCH!
Ex 2
Me: Do you know any annoying people that are sometimes gay?
Him: Mmmm... Let me think....
Ooh, we all know him.
Me: Who is it?
Him: Brian Molony!
Me: Are you my friend?
Her: Ehhh....
Me: Why so doubtful?
Her: Well.... Uh...
Me: Tell me! Tell me now!!!
Her: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FREAKIN BRIAN, BITCH!
Ex 2
Me: Do you know any annoying people that are sometimes gay?
Him: Mmmm... Let me think....
Ooh, we all know him.
Me: Who is it?
Him: Brian Molony!
by Andres112233 June 10, 2017
Better known as “Q”. He is 1 of the 4 members of the best show ever, Impractical Jokers. He is so fucking hot. sexy, and gets mega bitches.
by purplehazestrain March 28, 2022
A doccumentary by david attenborough on monty python
*scene from eighth episode of life of brian*
David attenborough: ...and no better place to view a monty pythons sense of comedy is just over this wall *David attenborough looks down at Brian*
*A Centurion catches Brian writing graffiti on the palace wall.*
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home."
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus"!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus.
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Annus" is?
Brian: Er, "Anni"!
Centurion: "Romani"... *writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti* "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go"!
Brian: Er, "Ire." Er, "eo," "is," "it," "imus," "itis," "eunt."
Centurion: So, "eunt" is... ?
Brian Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use... ? *twists Brian's ear*
Brian: Aaagh! Imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Er, er... "i", "i"!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural... er, "ite"!
Centurion: "Ite"... *writes "ite" on wall* "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion toward, isn't it?
Brian: Dative! *Centurion pulls out gladius and holds it against Brian's throat* Aaagh! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er... accusative, accusative, "ad domum", sir, "ad domum"!
Centurion: Except "Domus" takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: "Domum"!
Centurion: "Domum"... *writes "Domum" on wall* Um. Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
David attenborough: *turns toward the camera* Amazing
David attenborough: ...and no better place to view a monty pythons sense of comedy is just over this wall *David attenborough looks down at Brian*
*A Centurion catches Brian writing graffiti on the palace wall.*
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home."
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus"!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus.
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Annus" is?
Brian: Er, "Anni"!
Centurion: "Romani"... *writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti* "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go"!
Brian: Er, "Ire." Er, "eo," "is," "it," "imus," "itis," "eunt."
Centurion: So, "eunt" is... ?
Brian Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use... ? *twists Brian's ear*
Brian: Aaagh! Imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Er, er... "i", "i"!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural... er, "ite"!
Centurion: "Ite"... *writes "ite" on wall* "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion toward, isn't it?
Brian: Dative! *Centurion pulls out gladius and holds it against Brian's throat* Aaagh! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er... accusative, accusative, "ad domum", sir, "ad domum"!
Centurion: Except "Domus" takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: "Domum"!
Centurion: "Domum"... *writes "Domum" on wall* Um. Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
David attenborough: *turns toward the camera* Amazing
by the person who shall not be named September 9, 2007
The epitome of what a real man is. One of the nicest guys you will ever meet; and has is one good looking, crazy smart guy. Almost every girl that meets him falls for him. But he is just a "Friendly" NICE Guy.
by crazyguyAL February 1, 2009
Brian is the family's dog on FOX's hit cartoon, Family Guy. Brian talks, walks on two feet, enjoys martinis, and goes to college, but is, well, still a dog and not just by appearance. He has many dog habbits such as eating garbage, licking himself and being afraid of the vacuum cleaner. Brian is often the voice of reason in the family, frequently reminding Peter how stupid his ideas are. Despite the fact that he is a dog, Brian dates human women regularly. His past love interests have included bulimic, stereotypical "dumb blonde" Jillian Russell, Lauren Conrad, real-life star of the reality show The Hills, Tracy Flannigan, the mother of his illegitimate son, Dylan, and Rita a middle-aged woman whom he proposed to. Other than humans, Brian also dated Carter Pewterschmidt's greyhound Sea Breeze, who is assumed to be pregnant with Brian's puppies, but that the real father turns out to be Ted Turner, as stated in Screwed the Pooch.
Lois: Brian, your home early, what happened to your date?
Brian Griffin: The same thing that always happens. She was an idiot.
Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that
Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighters.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.
Brian Griffin: The same thing that always happens. She was an idiot.
Brian: You are really pretty
Girl at Bar: Thanks
Brian: You know, uh, I wrote a book
Girl at Bar: What's that?
Brian: It's like a long magazine
Girl at Bar: Huh?
Brian: It's like the Internet made out of a tree
Girl at Bar: Oh, weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?
Brian: Oh gosh, what a treat, yes I would like that
Lois: Okay, one more minute, and then if there are two pink lines...
Peter: Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...
Brian: Peter those aren't your kids. That's the Nick-At-Night lineup.
Peter: Blanka, Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile, E. Honda...
Brian: That's Street Fighters.
Peter: Red, blue, green...
Brian: Those are colors.
by fantasy. December 24, 2009
when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock at the nearest third party
Brian: hey carl, wanna throw me that sock?
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian
by Greedy Fuck January 15, 2009
Known by most as "Marilyn Manson", Brian Hugh Warner was born on January 5th, 1969. He grew up in Canton, Ohio. Brian states that when he was younger, he would have been scared of his Marilyn Manson persona, and that he's "grown up to be all of the things that hurt and scared him".
When Brian was 18, he moved to Florida and worked as a part-time music journalist. When he was in Florida, Brian met with Scott Mitchell, and they formed the band Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids For Brian Warner, the point of the band was to push the limits of America's cencorship laws.
The name "Marilyn Manson" is based on actress Marilyn Monroe and murderer Charles Manson. Warner chose this because it was the fakest stage name of all, in an effort to point out that the show business is fake. Brian Warner's bandmates followed suit, creating stage names with the first name of a female actor, and the last name of a serial killer (Daisy Berkowitz, Olivia Newton-Bundy, Sara Lee Lucas, and Zsa Zsa Speck).
Brian Warner/Marilyn Manson is not liked by most of society, and has been protested in just about every place he plays. Despite an over the top image, controvercial lyrics and stage shows, Brian Warner has managed to make a name for himself as a serious artist. He has had his music on blockbusters like The Matrix Reloaded, Bowling for Columbine, From Hell, and Resident Evil. Brian Warner has also appeared in movies like Party Monster and Bowling for Columbine.
Brian Warner is also an accomplished painter, and has sold some of his watercolours to celebrities like Nicholas Cage and Jack Osbourne.
When Brian was 18, he moved to Florida and worked as a part-time music journalist. When he was in Florida, Brian met with Scott Mitchell, and they formed the band Marilyn Manson and the Spooky Kids For Brian Warner, the point of the band was to push the limits of America's cencorship laws.
The name "Marilyn Manson" is based on actress Marilyn Monroe and murderer Charles Manson. Warner chose this because it was the fakest stage name of all, in an effort to point out that the show business is fake. Brian Warner's bandmates followed suit, creating stage names with the first name of a female actor, and the last name of a serial killer (Daisy Berkowitz, Olivia Newton-Bundy, Sara Lee Lucas, and Zsa Zsa Speck).
Brian Warner/Marilyn Manson is not liked by most of society, and has been protested in just about every place he plays. Despite an over the top image, controvercial lyrics and stage shows, Brian Warner has managed to make a name for himself as a serious artist. He has had his music on blockbusters like The Matrix Reloaded, Bowling for Columbine, From Hell, and Resident Evil. Brian Warner has also appeared in movies like Party Monster and Bowling for Columbine.
Brian Warner is also an accomplished painter, and has sold some of his watercolours to celebrities like Nicholas Cage and Jack Osbourne.
"I never said to be like me, I say be like you and make a difference."
- Marilyn Manson/Brian Warner
- Marilyn Manson/Brian Warner
by HeadFullOfHoles July 20, 2006