Pronounced "brit stroke". A bret stroke or a bret job is a variation of a hand job. The term was coined because of its similarity to a breast stroke. The jerking motion one uses in a bret job is similar to what a swimmer looks like when they break the surface of the water while performing the breast stroke. The person giving the bret stroke sits either facing the two receivers or sitting in between the receivers. The bret stroker then uses a jerking motion similar to the breast stroke to pleasure the receivers.
by R. Ash February 17, 2009
Someone who ruins a perfectly good joke by either misquoting the punch-line or taking a joke seriously.
Man 1: You haven't seen your cock for days. Man 2: Probably cause it's buried in your mom. Brett: Yeah, your mom has sex with lots of people. (followed by silence)
by The Beezy One March 4, 2004
Lead Vocalist Of Poison. Poison is a heavy metal band established in the late 1980's. Bret Michaels also stars on the VH1 hit show, Rock Of Love.
Ashley-"Hey, did you see Rock Of Love last night?"
Rachel-"Yeah! Bret Michaels was looking pretty damn hot."
Rachel-"Yeah! Bret Michaels was looking pretty damn hot."
by Teala007 August 2, 2007
A pathetic, bald, talentless, spray-on tanned, middle-aged ass clown who is the lead singer of the 80's glam rock band Poison. The only reason he is able to make a living is because there are equally pathetic forty-somethings who seem intent on re-living the "good old days" of hairspray and crappy music.
by Joseph N Marks August 17, 2007
A Bret Turnage is the most hilarious person in the world. He is the life of any party. He does anything to help his friends and is amazing in bed. Seriously, his penis is AMAZING. And he knows how to treat his girl, and make her feel like a queen. You are very lucky if you have come in contact with a Bret Turnage.
by iamsoawesome123 November 5, 2011
A 27 year Canadian veteran of the pro-wrestling industry whose proficient technical wrestling skill was overshadowed by his incessantly whining, self-pitying off-camera persona which led to the infamous Montreal Screwjob, his final appearance in the company where he was unexpectedly denied of a title win. His delay in years to finally get over it, along with his fanatically loyal fanbase still not being over it has also hurt his image as an otherwise accomplished, if overrated superstar. Has a tendency to seek sympathy from fans by painting his foes in negative light whenever he doesn't get his way, and tends to be as morally hypocritical as people accuse the U.S. President of being.
Bret Hart is widely considered as the greatest technician of all-time when in fact there are loads of grapplers superior in the area, amongst whom are his younger, underrated brother Owen Hart, whom was unfairly overshadowed by Bret's success.
by ringgoddess October 7, 2005
by that1guy6969 December 10, 2013