A complex act of disgrace, performed only by champions.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.
Step one: Build up a cakey shit hole. Weeks of cake, minimal.
Step two: Find a naked girl sleeping in an extended body position. Fetals will just not work.
Step three: Strategically place cakey hole over her upright face, and repeatedly blow on her vagina lips.
Step four: As she gets tickled, she will moan.
Step five: When she moans, she will sit up. At this moment, sit your cakey ass on that face and hear her praise and applause rumble through your cakey orifice.
by Grizlatch November 30, 2006
by txBAM January 7, 2007
"...there was this dusky gal in Bangkok...a real crossway breezer" - Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge.
by txBAM January 5, 2007
A fart performed in hot weather that is a welcomed breeze on the face and/or genitals of bystanders.
A trained breezer can actually cause icicles to form on the hair of the breezee with the cold air pushed out of his or her anus.
A trained breezer can actually cause icicles to form on the hair of the breezee with the cold air pushed out of his or her anus.
Hey, Carl, I'm really starting to sweat down here. Can you do a Bahama Breezer on my dong real quick?
by The Earl of Breezer May 13, 2007
He is a breezer
by onetimequicky August 6, 2022