When involved with a woman, typically of the psychotic kind whereby you spend most of your relationship breaking up....typically every 28 days or more often.
Joe: so you broke up again?
Dave: yes...our breakupship just isn't going to last for the fifth time
Joe: well it is better to have loved and lost than spend the rest of your life with a psycho bitch
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!