bread as 

When something is really awesome or just flipping amazing, it can be described as 'bread as'.
A variation on the traditional 'cool as'

Did you hear that new Shania Twain song? It's bread as!

bread as by Pomme de Tere May 13, 2010

sad as bread 

Being upset and sad to the state where you're compared to bread. Bread is soft and when you're sad as bread you're being soft

Robby was sad as bread after finding out her Bestfriend fucked her dad

sad as bread by bbandobad January 10, 2017

As dry as bread 

An expression used to express speechlessness when someone says something extremely nasty and brutal for no apparent reason

-I hate Lilly she's a hoe and no one should like her.
-Oh! That was as dry as bread!

As dry as bread by the little robert June 2, 2015

Slow as bread 

Expression used when something is taking a long time. Actually goes back to Biblical times when Jesus was handing out bread but he kept talking and talking and finally when everyone had their bread everyone was like "Jesus is slow as bread" and Judas was like "Let's kill this guy"

Apollo though Jesus was slow as bread

Slow as bread by dinodianne January 2, 2015

Slow as bread 

Slow as bread is a phrase attributed to things that are going the normal speed as they should but you, for some reason, do not like it.

"My team is slow as bread."

Slow as bread by vampireckstasee September 15, 2009

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife 

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

bread ass nigga 

A person who is acting soft
Or thinks they hard but really arent. Being a bitch

You a bread ass nigga for not clapping him

bread ass nigga by Real papí chulo January 3, 2014