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Brazilian phonk

fictional subgenre of phonk popularised by 9 year old wannabe sigma kids on youtube shorts.
Wait? What the hell is a funk carioca???? I thought it was called Brazilian phonk!
Brazilian phonk by THROWAWAY88888 February 13, 2026

Brazilian phone call 

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.
A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”
Brazilian phone call by JayeKaye October 6, 2025