Brazillian Phonk

Utterly Hot fucking garbage excuse for "phonk"

Little timmy: IM LISTENING TO BRAZILLIAN PHONK. I'm so sigma

Little jimmy: see? This is why you're adopted

Brazillian Phonk by PalistanBall December 29, 2024

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Brazillian Phonk

Basically brazillian funk/funk da carioca, but named brazillian phonk, just for the algorithm to show it when you search phonk

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Brazillian Phonk by Richard580976 June 10, 2026

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Brazilian phonk

fictional subgenre of phonk popularised by 9 year old wannabe sigma kids on youtube shorts.

Wait? What the hell is a funk carioca???? I thought it was called Brazilian phonk!

Brazilian phonk by THROWAWAY88888 February 13, 2026

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Brazilian phone call

When you okay telephone but you’re both cups and the string.

A Brazilian phone call: “I want to lay the side of my face on your cheek and communicate with you through your butthole.”

Brazilian phone call by JayeKaye October 6, 2025

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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