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Brandon Han

Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?

No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily

Oh is that why he gets no bitches?

No, that's because of his micropenis
Brandon Han by littlechineseboy123 February 5, 2024
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Brandon Hanna

A guy who loves everyone and can't wait to meet the love of his life (another girl who also loves everyone)!
Hi there, I'm Brandon Hanna... do you love everyone (asking a cute girl he just met)?
Brandon Hanna by John Dingleman November 9, 2010

Brandon Hanny 

A guy who gets girls attention by playing Minecraft with them
Brandon Hanny by Putin.com March 5, 2022

Brandon Handshake 

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
Brandon Handshake by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon Handshake 

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
Brandon Handshake by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024

Brandon Handshake 

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
Brandon Handshake by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024