Box Cars 

In craps (dice), slang term for throwing two sixes (at total of twelve).

Damn, I threw box cars!

Box Cars by The Doctor January 9, 2005

Box Cars 

To smoke massive ammounts of marijuana in multiple cars with the windows up and doors closed.

I do say Henry those cars in that unlit parking lot over yonder do appear to be box cars!

Box Cars by Bradalicious September 2, 2005

boxcars 

A bet that pays off big or just something that is awesome. Comes from the racetrack, where a winning bet on a big ticket pays so many zeros that it looks like the dots on double sixes ("boxcars" in dice). Can be used in combination with ship it.

Man, I hit that moneyline parlay and it paid boxcars.

Dude, did you see that girl's ass? It was boxcars.

Guy 1: We just scored an 8th and it's nuggy.
Guy 2: Boxcars.

Guy 1: That slampig wants to f you later
Guy 2: Boxcars, ship it.

boxcars by smart money February 13, 2006

boxcars 

Crazily stupid or idiotic, insane. Used to describe a person entirely lacking in common sense.

crazy, stupid, retarded, insane, half-baked, witless, a few crayons short of a full 52

That guy is boxcars, he just dropped his ipod in the toilet.

boxcars by Van's Little Wing May 18, 2011

empty-boxcars train of assurers 

Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.

Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.

empty-boxcars train of assurers by QuacksO September 21, 2018