bottled water
The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.
bottled water by R2E February 28, 2008
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bottled water
Newsflash! WATER IS FREE! but you can waste your money on bottled water if you want to look really sharp
bottled water by alilhappything June 28, 2006
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Bottled Water
bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......
NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people
Bottled Water by Ryguy Whits September 25, 2004
Bottled Water
Bottled Water by thesarcasmguy April 15, 2016
Russian Bottled Water
You know what---let's catch a cab back home because Serge has really been hitting the Russian bottled water pretty hard tonight and he just shouldn't drive.
Russian Bottled Water by Perestroik-NO April 15, 2013
the bottled water bandit
news: over 40 people report their water bottles missing
me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
me: damn the bottled water bandit must have done this
the bottled water bandit by Hehe I cheated November 30, 2021
water bottled
The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)
water bottled by blonde bomber September 9, 2011
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