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Botched B

Botched B is one of the nicknames of the flop rapper Cardi B wich has a botched face. As her singles tank, she doesn't have enough money to pay for actual surgery so she paid a random girl that lives on a motel to put Elmer's glue on her face.
Botched B's latest single tanked.
by addlot August 19, 2022
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Botched Bag Collection

A Botched bag Collection is when someone fumbles a bag so hard, it results in death.
Man, did you guys hear that Yiffy Yones passed away this weekend?

Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?

Botched Bag Collection
by BaggageClaimBoys April 9, 2019
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botched bitch

A girl or guy that clearly has had an excessive amount of plastic surgery, Botox, or filler that makes them look worse.
Wow, look at the lips on that botched bitch.
by Founderofbotchedb March 10, 2024
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Botched

The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
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Botched

A word used to describe a person who has gotten a LOT of plastic/cosmetic surgery.
The Bogdanoff twins are botched.
by Chefé May 9, 2019
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botched

Describing a planned action gone terribly wrong.
He was killed in a botched robbery attempt.
by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005
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