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Looking for Boston Market 

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"

Boston marriage 

A Boston marriage is a polite term to describe two women living in a household and sharing expenses, whether in a Platonic or lesbian relationship.
Molly and Bridgit were in a Boston marriage and co-owned a brownstone.

Boston Market 

Two guys fucking a chick, one in the mouth and one in the ass. Looks like a rotisserie chicken from Boston Market.
I really don't feel like DPing this chick because I don't want our balls to touch. Let's pull a Boston Market instead.

Boston Muzzle loader 

When having intercourse in "doggy style" you extract the smokeless tobacco or dip from you mouth and place it into the girls anus. Then using your penis, you ram it into her anal cavity.
"Man i gave that fat bitch a Boston muzzle loader last night."
Boston Muzzle loader by C Cask November 2, 2009

Boston Market 

Makes the best f**king chicken ever... Magically makes it taste good.. But wait! They make EVEN BETTER mashed potatoes!
Damn this chicken tastes soo good, it must be from Boston Market
Boston Market by buggy424 April 7, 2008

Boston Meat Hook 

Verb.

When you are fucking a bitch from behind, you stick a finger in her ass, hook it, and pull up... HARD.
Neil was fucking my mom, he gave her the Boston Meat Hook and she pulled a Chewbaca.