why was you born?

Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted

Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.

by Hey birch December 8, 2020

why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted

Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education

by Hey birch December 8, 2020

Jason-born

the unholy bringer of death...it is a mixture of Jason voorhees from the Friday the 13th series and the Dragonborn from skyrim

But there is one all of humanity fear...he is voorheekiin JASON-BORN ......MUH-CHET-EEE

by Cash Grab September 11, 2018

Born on a Sunday

Gay, a secret way of saying someone's gay

Taken from the last line that one old poem "Monday's Child is Fair of Face"
"A child born on the Sabbath day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay"

Jennifer: Craig's kinda cute, dontchya think?
Dani: Yeah but he's...yknow... born on a Sunday
Jennifer: Oohhh nevermind then

by Cecilll August 8, 2017

Born with his ass facing to the moon

It's a Brazilian expression used to describe a person who is very lucky in life.

In a period in time where a caesarean delivery was not a commont practice, a baby who was born legs first (beeing pulled by it's legs first and not by it's head) usually would not survive the operation, so any baby who was born legs first (with his ass facing to the moon) and survived was considered lucky

I can't believe he won that car, he was definitely born with his ass facing to the moon

by Luska75 October 6, 2022

Don’t know your born

Having alll the nice things, nice cars, clothes, hair, holidays etc.

You don’t know your born, we never had all this when I was a kid.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

if you were born on febuary 15th

you are a goat.
one of the greatest peoeple to touch the world
you probably have some really stupid friends

and where you really born on this day if you dont have a friend named patrick
you 100% are packing more than all your homies
and your smart

if you were born on febuary 15th you are a goat

by dave lowlife February 23, 2022