Bordo is a term in the Dead Space 2 community, usually describes a bad kid that tells you how to play the game when infact he/she doesn't know how to play the game at all and may rage quit if he/she is losing. A Bordo may use his/her "leaderboard" position to tell you that he/she is better than you when the leaderboard is based on points, not on kills or wins. This type of person either got carried by people that aren't much better and/or boosted to his/her leaderboard position.
Wow I just beat this Bordo ten times in a row on Dead Space 2 and he still said that he was better than me just because he's higher on the leaderboard than me.
by Kanon Blast July 08, 2011
Becoming so withdrawn from everything you soon become bored of your own boredom. Soon after entering the mythical land of bordo-boredom you start to dissapear into a dark and lifeless abyss. Bordo-boredom can be cured by 3 methods.(1) finding something to do, (2) aquiring a steak knife and plunging it 1-2 inches into your wrists/ankles,(3)or by taking two pills of oxycotin an hour before going to sleep.
When I was bored I went through the recycling bin and started coloring over pieces of paper, but once I went into a state of bordo-boredom I simply laid on the ground and let a lawn mower run me over.
by Neptune tOnIcAl January 17, 2009
Captain of the sinking cruize ship: "It's dark here. Can't see anything"
Coast guard: "It's dark and you want to go home? vada a bordo, cazzo!"
Coast guard: "It's dark and you want to go home? vada a bordo, cazzo!"
by vektr February 07, 2012
A term used in the dead space community to describe the lies that a bordo told them to conform them into their style of gaming.
This new player was trying to tell me that he learned all the tricks to this game by the best player, then he lost. He must have been drinking the bordo kool aid.
by sutef July 29, 2011