boomhower

Hank Hill's back-woods talking neighbor and one of his best friends, from the show, King of the Hill. From what I have pieced together. His full name is Jeff Boomhower, he is an electrical engineer, has a deceased father but mother is still alive. He has a brother name Patch. He has never been married but came close with at lest one girl. He is a ladies man and has a '76 Dodge. He was a quarter-back on his high school's varsity football team and, according to the odometer on Hank Hill's F-150, lives exactly 1/10th of a mile from Hank's house.

"Explosion, dang ol' Mega Low Mart"

"Looks like you could use a shoe in a dang ol' size boom."

by JackD May 25, 2005

Boomhower

The most amazing last name in the world. Generally related to country folk.

"Hey there goes Mrs. Boomhower!"

by volleyballer#20c13 October 8, 2009

Boomhower

When you getting laaaid your talking shit to her so fast that she no idea your calling her a fucking cum dumpster!

You fucking dirty little cum dumpster!

by Whiss-lerr August 1, 2003

Boomhower Syndrome

When a person is hard to understand much like the character Boomhower on King of the Hill

Kristy- Last night Jeff drunk dialed me and I could only understand about every fifth word he said
Deb - Oh, he had a case of Boomhower Syndrome

by yakkity yak December 16, 2014