Washington DC would have been a lot more interesting if it had been designed as Boogerville instead of Washington DC.
The White House would have been the Outhouse in Boogerville, but they had a fancy French designer come in and do it, do you think a French designer really gives a fuck about an American city? Politicans keep saying they're going to change it, but Washington is still not Boogerville, so what has changed?
Washington DC would have been a lot more interesting if it had been designed as Boogerville instead of Washington DC.
The White House would have been the Outhouse in Boogerville, but they had a fancy French designer come in and do it, do you think a French designer really gives a fuck about an American city? Politicans keep saying they're going to change it, but Washington is still not Boogerville, so what has changed? Even a president that farts or burps during a speech would be interesting.
A lot of people claim to be from hell to sound tougher. Then there are some of us who come from Boogerville, and saw at least one kid at school get his head flushed down the toilet.
People want to change everything but the name of Washington DC. Boogerville seems like a good enough name for Washington, with an evil president named Boogermeister.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."