Bontwanke 

Silly or impossible. Bullshit

That dumbass was so bontwanke, he picked his ass instead of his nose

Bontwanke by Gingerrific April 6, 2010

Bantankerous 

An adjective, usually used to describe a person of somewhat advanced years, who is disagreeable to deal with, but has excellent, provocative chat, or banter.

Dave: Saw Frank today in the supermarket. The miserable bugger's convinced we should house all homeless people in jail and let them eat the prisoners.

Boris: Yeah, he's a bantankerous old git, isn't he?!

Bantankerous by The Noceros February 20, 2010

bonewalker 

A promiscuous female.

Hey Jerry, Becky sure is pretty, do I even have a chance?
Dude, no problem, but be sure to wrap it up. She's a total bonewalker.

bonewalker by Chicken McBloodybutthole October 14, 2005

bootwanker 

1.A male who likes to have intercourse with inatinmate objects.
2.A man who likes to stick his penis and ejaculate into inorganic things.
3.A person who likes to conceal the fact that wanking his dick on his boots.
4.A faggot who likes to think bout fucking stuff and doing it to plastic stuff.

Victor: Sup Chris...!!! OMG !! wtf are you doing.
Chris: HUH?.. oh shit nothing nothing.
Victor: STOP FUCKING THAT CHAIR!!!
CHris: OH SHIT! * runs off holdin his dick stuck in a chair*

bootwanker by JAMMUU March 5, 2003

bandwankee 

The ultimate fair-weather "fan" who is from nowhere near New York but breaks out all the Yankee paraphernalia when the Yankees make the playoffs or win the World Series.

Hey, nice Reggie Jackson jersey, Richard! I had no idea you were a bandwankee!

bandwankee by Gary Applegary November 3, 2010

bootwanker 

a guy who has been caught on many occassions shagging carpets and rubbing his chode on various household items AKA Rob

"dude robs such a bootwanker, he was caught yet again with his chode in the blender"

bootwanker by *~*psghetti et fleur February 3, 2005

Bookwanker 

A person that read the original book of a series or movie and continues to throw in your face that he/she knows more about the story than you who didn't read the book.

Mozza: I remember in the books there wasn't a hot tub.

Ozzy: Really? You're turning bookwanker on me already?

Bookwanker by FruityWolf July 2, 2018