Bong Donkey
Bong Donkey by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019
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Bong Donkey
A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
Bong Donkey by FränkAnk July 29, 2019
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Donkey Bong
When you’re hittin a chick from behind and right before you climax, you break your bong over her head.
Donkey Bong by BongBuddy420 February 15, 2018
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