Boner face

One's facial expression when they have a boner.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.

I thought Colt would for sure smash that girl! He had such a boner face!

by Sriracha_cake March 05, 2021

Boner face

1) Ones who face is in resemblance of a boner
2) A common insult that is very well used in the modern world
3) A person who's face is ugly
4) A random person you see (Since some boners ARE certainly RANDOM)
5) synonym for asshole

hahahha, boner faceeeee.

by Bonerfacemaniaa December 22, 2010

Boner face

A person who has a big ass nose.

Person 1: Is that Keri Hilson?
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!

by HeartsAndrewD June 13, 2010

boner-face

The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.

Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.

by Broin' out March 16, 2011

Boner Face

Ones facial expression at the initial sight of something or someone that turns them on unexpectedly

Man I hope that chick didn't see my boner face!

by Forest Webster September 11, 2009

boner-face

Noun- this is an insult when someone is fugly, and looks like they have a boner on their face.

That Colin sure is a boner-face.
Dude, how can you think Hilary Duff is hot? She is a major boner-face!

by Aaron C. and Chris D. December 11, 2005

face boner

1. A case of classic cheesin in which you cannot wipe the smile from your face. A face boner is usually due to happiness in a relationship but it may be used in other instances as well.

*It is possible to experience a face boner and a real boner simultaneously.

Dude: I totally nailed a smokin' hot babe last night!

Chad: Dude you don't have to tell me, your face boner gave it away!

by j--hole September 22, 2008