Boner candy

1. An attractive body that causes one to become sexually aroused.

2. A slang term refrencing medication prescribed by ones doctor to relieve the tension one experiences during a time of erectile dysfunction.

1. "Back off! This boner candy is mine!"

1. "It must be Halloween cause I see nothin' but boner candy."

1. "Doug is pumped up about next week. His boner candy is being imported from Canada."

2. "Mr. & Mrs. Johnson were having marital problems for some time, but since he was put on boner candy I always see a smile on their faces!"

2. Boner candy, it's like filling a flat tire.

2. Rufus sure doesn't look all that big. I hope he's packing boner candy.

by Gaywolf November 11, 2006

Candy T-Bone

The Candy T-Bone is when a girl lays on the bed with her legs spread open to form a "T". The man fucks her with a blow pop until the candy coating is dissolved and the bubble gum center is exposed. He then removes the gum with his mouth, chews it up and blows a bubble in the pussy hole to "Pop that Pussy".

Please note, your girl must be waxed or else the Candy T-Bone could get pretty complicated.

Giving a Candy T-Bone can be some tricky shit...I accidentally blew too hard trying to pop that pussy...ended up with gum stuck in my 'stache.

by Candy T-Bone October 10, 2011