Boner Sauce

The outcome of a boner (problem).

When the fire alarm was pulled today, the school got in some deep boner sauce.

by What a Boner March 17, 2011

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Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.

“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”

by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022

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Boner Sauce

The term Boner Sauce is a phrase that is used in replacement of the word awesome. It means something/someone is totally rad and cool.

That pasta was so Boner Sauce
He is so Boner Sauce
That bicycle trick is totally Boner Sauce

by BonerSaucer3 June 27, 2024

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bone sauce

semen, cum

I gave Melanie's face a mightly hefty load of bone sauce last night.

by Big Al June 17, 2004

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boxer sauce

When a man masturbates lying on his back in bed, then, being to lazy to get out of bed and clean up, he pulls up the waistband of his boxers and just wipes it down into his pubic hair.

Ugh, I was so tired last night I did the dirty deed without getting up to clean off, and now I'm all crusted with dried boxer Sauce.

by velvetelvitron May 8, 2006

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