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Boner Sauce

It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”

“Do you have boner sauce?”

“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
Boner Sauce by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022

Boner Sauce

The term Boner Sauce is a phrase that is used in replacement of the word awesome. It means something/someone is totally rad and cool.
That pasta was so Boner Sauce
He is so Boner Sauce
That bicycle trick is totally Boner Sauce
Boner Sauce by BonerSaucer3 June 27, 2024

bone sauce 

I gave Melanie's face a mightly hefty load of bone sauce last night.
bone sauce by Big Al June 17, 2004

boxer sauce 

When a man masturbates lying on his back in bed, then, being to lazy to get out of bed and clean up, he pulls up the waistband of his boxers and just wipes it down into his pubic hair.
Ugh, I was so tired last night I did the dirty deed without getting up to clean off, and now I'm all crusted with dried boxer Sauce.

Boxer sauce 

Yo betty over therr had eggs and sausage this morning smothered in boxer sauce
Boxer sauce by Hornedup14 June 5, 2018

Shake your bone and sauce your wings 

When a guy jacks off on another persons face.
Hey baby you want to shake your bone and sauce your wings?