boner kill

verb- the act of losing one's erection due to any of the five senses being negatively influenced by an un attractive lifeform.

Lafawnda just boner killed me.

by Hamsandwiches August 24, 2005

Boner Kill

Noun. Literally, A Boner Kill is any thing, person, event, or disruption of the 5 senses, that causes one to lose an erection. Boner Kill is also used to refer to any situation which takes a dramatic turn for the worse.

"Dude, last night, I was over at Cheryl's and we were hookin up, everything was normal and good, when outa no where she tells me that she loves me. What a Boner Kill, right?"
or
friend - "dude it looks like someone hit your car"
friend 2 - "Talk about a Boner Kill"

by Pappa Horace November 29, 2007

boner kill

something that occurs when an erection is put into a temporary coma like state after viewing anything repulsive

man you face is a total boner kill

by revadd May 6, 2011

boner kill

Someone who ruins a moment or a funny joke. A kill joy, or party pooper.

When John didn't want to go to the concert he was being a boner kill.

by Eva-lynn July 25, 2008

Boner Kill

A really ugly girl

my cock was hard until i saw the boner-kill

by kapaddy October 23, 2003

Boner kill

When you are about to get some ass but you don't because something happens

Deshaun: Deshawn: I was about to get with this chanquia and then my parents walked in
Matt: Chanquias are gross thats a major step down from even ayako. Were u curunk.
Deshaun: I kno but it was still a boner kill, and i wasnt crunk

by Deshaun Thomas March 7, 2006

Boner kill

The act of denying three friends a chance to see DJ Tiesto live, and syphoning 3 days out of Barcelona activities.

Brian is a boner kill.
The trip that Brian planned was a boner kill.
Due to the acts of Brians planning, many boners were killed.
Boner kill.

by Keith Hamold July 10, 2010