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Boner face 

One's facial expression when they have a boner.
It is more to do with the horny aura than with an actual boner. There is a slight smile, glint in the eyes and laid back body with the dick as the controller of all thoughts.
I thought Colt would for sure smash that girl! He had such a boner face!
Boner face by Sriracha_cake March 4, 2021
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Boner Face 

Ones facial expression at the initial sight of something or someone that turns them on unexpectedly
Man I hope that chick didn't see my boner face!
Boner Face by Forest Webster September 11, 2009

Boner face 

1) Ones who face is in resemblance of a boner
2) A common insult that is very well used in the modern world
3) A person who's face is ugly
4) A random person you see (Since some boners ARE certainly RANDOM)
5) synonym for asshole
hahahha, boner faceeeee.
Boner face by Bonerfacemaniaa December 22, 2010

Boner face 

A person who has a big ass nose.
Person 1: Is that Keri Hilson?
Person 2: Yes...she's very pretty.
Person 1: Bullshit! Look at that bitch's nose. She's a fucking boner face!
Boner face by HeartsAndrewD June 15, 2010

Boner Face 

A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.
Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.
Boner Face by BlackAssNiggerJew November 27, 2017

boner-face 

The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.
Matt had such a boner-face when he talked about his idea to spend spring break in Cancun.
boner-face by Broin' out April 1, 2011

boner-face 

Noun- this is an insult when someone is fugly, and looks like they have a boner on their face.
That Colin sure is a boner-face.
Dude, how can you think Hilary Duff is hot? She is a major boner-face!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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