Bologna Bat Share definition Flag Male genitals (specifically the phallus). Named for the penis shaft's uncanny, yet meaty, resemblance to a club or a bat. Yeah baby, you better take that bologna bat and knock this pussy out the park! Bologna Bat by Nelsum July 26, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Bologna Bat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch