hedge bogeys

Seeds of the Cleaver plant that often get stuck in dogs’ fur.

“The dog has lots of hedge bogeys after her walk.”

by aoadneiehfhidjwbwkdjcbdb September 3, 2023

bogey skinner

When you pull out of the anus and the fecal matter from the penis tip is smeared from the belly button to the vagina. Common amongst gays and southerners.

Will pulled out a bogey skinner on Cassidy.

by The Chauncey November 13, 2010

bogey boostin

lying about having cigerettes, usually to convince people to come out.

Harman: Yoo reach outt broo i have bare bogeys
Himesh: nahh man i'm working out and i know ur bogey boostin

by MR. Mistry February 20, 2011

Bogey bungees

When people get confused before they sneeze and they get two or sometimes more thick runny trails of snot dangling from their nostrils and hanging off their faces.
The look they give you is priceless.

I heard him sneeze and I turned around to see him standing stock-still looking up at me with bogey bungees hanging from his face. Gross right in the middle of dinner.

by Kairan November 18, 2003

Troll Bogey

When you’re about to score a bogey in golf, but then a hole troll grabs your golf ball and throws it to the beginning of the course.

“I was about to hit a record low in golf, but I got hit with a troll bogey.”

by carpathianwizard February 11, 2023

troll bogeys

are the horrible green things that your mother puts on your plate at Christmas

kid - eww mum why are you giving me troll bogeys
mum - for the last time they are called Brussel sprouts

by the fart nuggets February 9, 2017