bobit

someone who gets there dick chopped off

my buddy cheated on his girlfriend and and gave him a bobit

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

bobit

A whiny little brat who kisses Paraduck's ass 24/7.

"Oh look, it's Bobit to Paraducks defense again. How can he speak with Para's dick so far into his mouth?"

by Big Gino July 14, 2003

bobit

a unique individual that looks like it has a beak for a lip.

bobit pecks at the tree hoping to score some ants

by Anonymous July 14, 2003

bobit

To screw up a situation.

I told my boss die in a fire and left. But I pulled a total bobit and forgot my motorcyle was still locked in his garage.

by 8nonymous December 9, 2008

bobit

A parasitic organism. Similar to the common leach. Often found attached to the anus of various waterfoul.

Jesus christ look at the size of the bobit on that ducks ass!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

bobit

My lover. What would I ever do without your sweet love to defend me? We shall truely go on forever like Romeo and Juliet!

Bobit gives the best head in all of AC.

by Paraduck July 14, 2003

Heroin-Bobititis

A very rare disease, contracted only by punching a mirror and wrapping the wound in a sweaty old T-shirt for up to 5 months.

Featured in SLC Punk!

by Alixxx May 9, 2005