Bob Evans

The act of roundhouse kicking a urinal filled with your own shit so hard that the porcelain breaks and shit water goes everywhere.

Bro I just took a Bob Evans at Home Depot.

by EpicNaeNae87 August 20, 2018

Bob Evans

A "down on the farm" restraunt. Older folks like to come in on a regular basis. However those who work at Bob Evans, recieve shitty hours, and bad pay. Thus why most employees are not fond of Bob Evans

Manger Refrence :Bob Evans Down on the Farm
Employee Refrence:Bob Evans lets burn down the farm.

by Verstummelung July 13, 2006

Bob Evans

To inset a pound of sausage into some ones ass, and then have them pinch off, patties or links, into a hot skillet.

I was hungry for some breakfast, so i told the bitch to make me some Bob Evans!

by Fojo November 27, 2006

bob evans

When man stands at edge of bed while girl slides under him from behind, pulls his dick down with her mouth and sucks him off while power drives her face until he cums.

That hoe gave brad a Bob Evans and decided to stick her finger up his ass.

by william thomas 13 November 26, 2011

Bob Evans Booty

A butt that is of superior quality, or a "well fed" booty. Often seen a restaurants such as Bob Evans.

"Damn Bryan, did you see the Bob Evans booty on that skeeze?

by sethsethseth October 20, 2008

Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.

The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch

by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024