Blunt as a Nun's Cunt

Very blunt - referring to the fact that all nuns must vow to celibacy, and thus are not allowed to have sex. However, a lack of sex does not necessarily constitute a "bluntness" of the vagina (in fact, a blunt vagina would definitely be preferable to a sharp one, for ease of use), so the origin of the phrase likely originates from somebody looking for a funny sounding dirty rhyme.

1: "Fuck, this knife is blunt as a nun's cunt."

2: "...What? Oh, well, why aren't you using the other one then?"

1: "I wanted to say 'blunt as a nun's cunt'."

2: "Touché."

by MoshOrDamage July 25, 2009

Blunt Surgery

when your rolling a blunt and you rip/tear it and have to try to repair it any way you can without damaging it any further

kevin was rollin a fatty when a stem ripped through the blunt and he had to perform blunt surgery by using an extra piece of wrap to patch up the hole

by 858596790583473 July 24, 2010

Blunt Smoke

The smoke released when a blunt is lighted.

Bro you want to choke Blunt smoke is what you want

by Swagzeplin June 26, 2015

Blunt Strip

A strip of tint on a windshield that blocks the view of people outside the car, so that the driver can smoke a blunt peacefully and without being seen. They range from a few inches wide to halfway down the windshield.

1) Is that nigga blazin in his '64? Hard to tell cause he's hid up under his blunt strip.

2) My truck's blunt strip musta saved my ass 40 or 50 times by now.

by MadScatter January 22, 2011

blunt scope

When getting a 360 super no scope while lighting a blunt an smoking it

Dude I just blunt scoped a nigger right in the nuts

by Lukegodswag February 3, 2015

blunt spray

A bottle of air freshener used to mask the smell of weed in a room.

"Damn son, my mom will be home in 10 minutes and this room reeks of weed! Pass me the blunt spray."

by peepeepoopooman March 4, 2018

the peter blunt system

The system that Randy Quaid's character from Caddyshack 2, a lawyer named Peter Blunt uses instead of the "real legal system."

Well, you certainly made it very clear how your legal system works Mr. Young. Now, I'd like to explain a little bit about the Peter Blunt system. You see, I don't go in for lawsuits and motions or any of the legal stuff. No, no, you see what happens is, uh, I find out where you live and then I come to your house, see? And I beat down your door with a fucking baseball bat! And, then I make a bonfire with the Chipendale, maybe roast that Golden Retriever, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, then eat it! And then I'm coming upstairs, junior, and I'm gonna grab you by your Brooks Bros. P.J.s, and then I'm gonna take your brand new B.M.W., and cram it up your tight ass! Do we have an understanding?

by Brandtl03 February 16, 2018