Blue waffles 

A delicious food created by Sally Jackson. As a show up to when her abusive ex-husband Gabe told her son Percy Jackson that blue food didn't exist.

Percy you're drowning your Blue waffles in syrup.

Blue waffles by Maleficent 2002 August 3, 2017

Blue Waffles 

Slang for a vaginal infection. People will dare each other to Google the phrase and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to create a non-visual shock in the victim.

The official definition: A vaginal infection or battering of the vagina.

Douchebag: Heheh *snifflesnort* Google "Blue Waffles" and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". *snort snort sniff drool*

Victim: Ok... *click click click* OH MY GOD!

Douchebag: Heheheh *snifflesnort* Owned!

Blue Waffles by Hardened Victim of Mean Pranks February 21, 2010

blue waffles 

A fake disease that suggests women who are sexually active are at risk of getting and passing on a blue tinged genitally deforming std.

Debunked here: womenshealthfoundationdotorg/2011/08/08/the-blue-waffles-myth/

Jake said he had seen a girl he was going to fuck with a bad case of blue waffles on the weekend. But he is full of shit. It doesn't exist only in photoshop. What a dumbass.

blue waffles by VoiceOreason April 27, 2015

BLUE WAFFLES 

The tore up Vagina lips of a military chick.

That Lynch chick has some Blue Waffles!!

Damn Lynch your Blue Waffles are gross!!

BLUE WAFFLES by Little Country July 1, 2011

Blue Waffles 

Something you really should look up on google or any other browser. (Please do it. I went through pain.....)

Steve: Hey Brad!! Do you have Blue Waffles?
Brad: Jerk!!!

Steve: I meant blueberry waffles, PERVERT!!
Brad: What is Blue waffles?? I was mad that you wanted my last waffle.
Steve: Look it up!
Brad's mind: (This is soooo hot i think im going to cum!)
Brad's pants: Splat!!
Steve: Fuck you get out of this fucking house!
Steve and Brad's Mom: What is that on your phone and pants Brad????
Brad: Ok I will move out after I tell you.

Blue Waffles by MyFriendHasAFootFetish July 17, 2019

blue waffles 

VERY NASTY AND FUCKING DISGUSTING DISEASED PUSSY!

I broke up with her after I found out she had blue waffles!

blue waffles by the explainer 69 March 12, 2017

Blue Waffles 

What your mother currently has

Your mother has blue waffles

Blue Waffles by Kadeninapa May 31, 2016