Blue ball surprise
An act in which a girls gives a man blue balls and then proceeds to hit him in the balls causing extreme pain.
Blue ball surprise by Ratchetgirl124 June 26, 2014
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Blue Ball Shuffle
A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
Blue Ball Shuffle by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010
Blue balls of death
On occurrence when you're masturbating to internet porn and, just before you climax, your computer dies and you get the "blue screen of death."
Blue balls of death by PrincessofPuke November 1, 2011
Blue Balls
Blue Balls is a painful outcome of being denied an orgasm despite constant arousal. Many believe Blue Balls can only happen if you are strictly cut off at point of ejaculation. This is untrue, Blue Balls can happen even if you have had no stimulus in the penis. This may be the cause of early onset Blue Balls but no study confirms that. Blue Balls can happen at any state of arousal as long as it is continuous.
Blue Balls can happen while you are out with a person who is sexually appealing. Though there is a lot of erotic stimulus (kissing, cuddling, groping, etc) there is no actual penile stimulus, Blue Balls will onset and stay until an ejaulation can occure.
E.G. "We made out for hours but she didn't want sex, so I went home and on the drive my nuts HURT!! Like hurt to touch and every bounce on the road...."
"Damn dude, Blue Balls suck man!"
E.G. "We made out for hours but she didn't want sex, so I went home and on the drive my nuts HURT!! Like hurt to touch and every bounce on the road...."
"Damn dude, Blue Balls suck man!"
Blue Balls by Snopuppy September 16, 2018
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Blue Balls by Atdc19999 August 28, 2017
Vulcan blue balls
When you have a case of the "blue balls"so bad its like the episode when Spock needed to go back to his home planet for mating rituals or he was going to die!!!
That girl I fooled around with was so hot she teased me so badly I have a case of "Vulcan blue balls" I feel like I'm going to die!!! LoL
Vulcan blue balls by RuBnTuG March 10, 2017
YouTube Blue Balls
A term used to describe the feeling when you are watching a video, and then the video suddenly stops loading. Thus forcing you to wait even longer to watch the whole video.
Tom: Hey did you watch the new Battlefield 3 trailer yet?!
Bob: Not all of it, half way through the video I got YouTube Blue Balls...
Bob: Not all of it, half way through the video I got YouTube Blue Balls...
YouTube Blue Balls by miles9110 June 30, 2011