Blue Screen

The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.
James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.
by _Marv_ January 15, 2016
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Blue Screen

When your computer is either infected with a virus or has had an error. Basically a windows orgasm
Friend 1: Bruh my computer just blue screened what do I do.
Friend 2: Take that shit to at&t
by massivefuckinganimetitties April 25, 2022
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Microsoft's idea of a joke. An unfunny one.
Ha ha... You got a blue screen.
by Chandler900 December 18, 2007
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Tony killed himself last night. I was there when it happened. He was just playing a game of Minesweeper when he got a blue screen. He later hung himself.
by Kappa99 September 16, 2006
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A screen designed to cut off the function of programs when your system sources are low. The screen tells you to either go back and wait for the program response, or to restart with Ctrl+Alt+Delete.
I exceeded my RAM limit, and the blue screen of death came up.
by Nolan February 07, 2003
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The evil FUCKIN thing that taunts every fuckin user of the windows system!!
NOOOOOOO the FUCKING blue screen of FUCKIN DEATH!!!!
by THE ALMIGHTY LUMP April 24, 2003
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Computer nerd: "OH NOES!! I got thee blue screen of death! It hath smitten me with ye's mighty pen of DOOM brouthen unto thee by an error caused by evil microsoft's computer! Bill gates is the devil! I shall hit return, then ctrl alt del! then I shall tell other fellow nerd's that the blue screen of death is the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone anytime anywere in canada! Or US! Because we think US is the best because we think we are the best cuz we think wer better than cnadsa because we think we are smarter arne better and more articyultate andd such. NERDS UNTIE!!"
by Keael January 08, 2006
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