Blue Guns are guns simulators that are used for training purposes.
This guy is so stupid, he tried robbing a bank with a blue gun and got his ass wooped. how could he not know its a fake gun used for training.
by royal.bullet July 22, 2008
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A member of the criminal blue shirt gangs that are hired by corrupt politicians to control and terrorize the people. They are usually seen wearing blue gang colors and carrying guns that they use to threaten drivers whom they are robbing on streets and highways to fill treasuries of corrupt politicians. Blue gun thugs are heavily engaged in the drug business and the destruction of fathers and families. Sometimes they wear brown shirts like Mussolini's secret police.
Since 9-11-01 the blue gun thugs have killed more Americans than Al-Queda, the Iraq War, and the Afghanistan War combined.
by Bob Knows September 14, 2010
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A chap's love length - particularly relevant when close to ejaculation...
"You know Mark - he's partial to a squat on the blue veined porridge gun"
by rubypuppateaux October 26, 2009
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when your playing video games and you accidentally shoot your teammate and feel bad about it. sometimes feeling so bad that you spend the rest of the macth trying to make up for it.
person one "you shot me bro where on the same team man what the hell"

person two " sorry didn't mean to"

person one "you did that on purpose didn't you"

person two "no i didn't believe me i've got the machine gun blues right now"
by person_three May 9, 2014
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Also known as the "Nuke Gun", a powerful gun that is able to shoot a high power nuke; only comes with 3 shots.
I really hope no one comes down with the blue gun... what's that in the sky? is that the su-
by PocketPallie April 9, 2022
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British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"
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