Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!
by green_girl9 December 3, 2015
When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.
by taint_talk November 24, 2016
A dirty vagina that looks gross. You'll know when you see one. Most likely you would want to through up.
by Mellow123456 October 12, 2011
person 1:have you heard from lil joe?
Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!
or...
Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle
Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!
or...
Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle
by stephybaby June 25, 2011
A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.
Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010
A fungus filled vagina that reaches this state after one sucks a horses dick upside down while watching TV
by fender500 March 16, 2010
by ZF. August 12, 2010