a variation on the whole shaped bread product. often over sized bread rolls, breadcakes or baps. Or an undersized loaf. British use mainly.
"go to the bakers and get a couple of bloomers"
by ghostly wanderer January 15, 2008
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A rare but steadily increasing subspecies of the Boomer generation, a Bloomer is a wholesome Boomer.
P1: "So, Uncle George posted about LGBTQ+ on Facebook-"

P2: "-Ugh... Boomers, am I right?"

P1: "No, George is a Bloomer! He was really supportive when Michelle came out to him last year."
by jfyr3 May 19, 2020
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a loaf of white bread. we sell it in 2 sizes, large and small. large one costs 95p and doesn't fit in the fucking bread bags.
A) how much is the large bloomer?
B) Read the fucking sign with the bread prices on
A) oh, i'll have that sliced please
B) its too fuckin big
by wonderfool December 01, 2003
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A ignorant southern asshole, who acts like and idiot and thinks he is the best at everything when in reality everyone is making fun of his dumbass behind his back.
Hey look at that dumb ass carrying his M-4 like a raptor!!!! O its Bloomer!
by reticulated python September 06, 2008
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A Bloomer is a White Nationalist with a very positive and optimistic outlook on life and sees the world he wants to build instead of seeing the bad in it. He is the counter part to the Doomer character who is the opposite. These terms can be found usually from the website 4chan.
Ever since Tim stopped smoking and started working out hes become a Bloomer.
by 14Bruh88 April 13, 2019
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A bloomer is a young person quickly growing into the mentality, personality, and political opinion of a boomer. They're easily manipulated, terribly misinformed, and painfully smug. You can find them being racist in public, posting false fact online, and calling anyone who proved them wrong a snowflake. They often show signs of suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect.
Did you see that shitty meme Cody posted on Facebook?

Yeah man, it took one Google search to prove it wrong. That kid is such a bloomer.
by Ugofuck March 14, 2020
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