A blonde female who is the definition of voluptuous - Grade A tits combined with a grade A ass. This woman would not be described as sophisticated by any of her peers. Men who do not know her imagine doing dirty things to her. One would not be surprised if a home made sex tape were released of said female.
1.
Andrew: "Dude, that blonde bombshell's home made porno got leaked onto the internet last night."
Carlos: "Oh, it's about time!"
2.
Andrew: "Dude, Kyle got with that blonde bombshell last night and said she was an absolute freak in the bedroom."
3.
Andrew: "Have you seen Kate Upton's cat daddy dance video?"
Carlos: "Yes, I almost jizzed myself. She is the ultimate blonde bombshell."
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.