Christine: Hey Tai, why are you loosening your belt?
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
Tai: Yo, my turkey bloat is rolling over my pants. I gotta get some relief!
by christine sixteen November 21, 2010
A condition resulting from an extended period of behavioral ignorance that was supported and influenced by something other than what they thought at the time and not due to anything they actually did. Muppetry.
Lotta of these millenials have seriously overvalued their professional abilities post-pandemic. They think they can still work an hour a day from home and eat avocadoes and sip $11 mochas. This is all just a result of massive Fed liquidity. They’ve all got Muppet Bloat.
by CaptainHermosa October 28, 2022
by masadidas October 28, 2009
This is the amount of padding, or additional, sometimes fictional information your resume is going to need in order to find a new job.
Man, I am applying for the ad asst job, but I am going to have to give my resume a "bloat job" in order to impress this guy.
by inkmarqued March 28, 2009
A condition which is associated with the sensation of feeling bloated and miserable, usually brought on through the excess consumption of alcohol and going 'big game hunting'. Effects can vary, though at their most severe, can lead to 'blockages' and 'compaction' for durations of up to several weeks. This condition gained noteriety during the summer of 2008 when MD suffered from a 'moat' for 2 weeks.
Fuck's sake, you boys speak so much crap.... 5 mins later... Ugh, massive bloat the moat.
I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.
Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.
I couldn't eat another thing.... savage bloat the moat.
Definitely putting on weight. Probably bloat the moat but it could be perma-bloat.... I hope not.
by Tyskie81 February 2, 2009
I used every shade of bronzer in my make-up kit to make my cheek bones reappear after a heavy weekend bender left them hidden under the party bloat in my face.
by LouLouL March 8, 2012
After snacking on a wide variety of differing foods (ranging from pies to ice-cream) an individual feels bloated to a state where normal bodily functions become challenging or in serious cases impossible.
Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.
Sometimes confused with food baby or carb comas "toats bloats" is a far more advanced condition of fatness after consumption.
by roundandsound June 1, 2011