Bliss

Somone who tracks down dumbasses who think its funny to post shit like "weighs a metric ton" on urban dictionary

I know who you are and I boned your MOM!

by ¥DONG¥ Killer! April 6, 2005

Bliss

Looking at Derek Rocco's Perfect body in gym class everyday.

Derek Rocco: Hot 14 year old with curly brown hair and handsome brown eyes. How could you not look at that???

by pyrostar16 June 23, 2004

bliss

a friendly fairy; abundence of happieness that causes unusual behavior.

She met a bliss at the fair. She was complete with bliss.

by amber January 18, 2004

Bliss

Useage: adverb - Ignorance.

Yo, Fool! Everybody knows dat ignorance is bliss!

by Tall_Dave February 28, 2006

Bliss

The stereotypical windows XP desktop wallpaper featuring rolling green hills, a blue partly cloudy sky, and much photoshopping to change the lighting.

The third most-famous thing from New Zealand, preceded by Lord of the Rings and Flight of the Conchords, but with infinitely more suckage.

God-fucking-dammit. Why does every computer in the computer lab have to have Bliss on it?

by BootsWithDaFur December 23, 2008

Blissful

Not based on reality, too good to be true.

Third guy at bar- These two guys at the bar are drunk and unified tonight, by next year they'll be as polarized as anybody.

Bubbly girl with forced smile disguise at the bar- You're making me miserable, stop it.

Third guy at the bar- They're enjoying their night, don't make this blissful night about you.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2019

Bliss

A fat man who weighs about a metric ton. Also fears Hitler. Suggestivly proves that he's gay.

Has been seen at: Kings, Best Buy, CompUSA, Chillies, Circuit City, Wendy's, AppleBee's, Mc Donnalds, Burger King, White Castle, and Dentistry?!

MY GOD! Is that a walking ball of fat or is it just BLISS?!

by ¥DONG¥ November 10, 2003