Blips & Blaps

To give someone a little extra “whatfer” in a physical altercation. To pile on a beating well past the point of necessity.

Chuck: Did you hear about that fight behind O’Shea’s last night?
Danny: Oh shit yeah, bruh! Troy got a case of the blips & blaps from some drunk redneck.
Chuck: Sure did. Damn bruh, you would have thought the blipsing would have been enough. That hillbilly put Troy in the hospital with the blapsing. Poor fucker...

by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019

blaps

to hit or slap someone round the face.

"i'm gonna blaps you up good"

by taxi August 20, 2003

blaps

to smack someone in the face !!

blaps u on da head blad

by MrW January 31, 2005

blaps

mistake

"opps I made a blaps" South African surf term

by southafsurf October 28, 2009

blaps

A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.

Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".

This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.

"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"

by anne on a mouse December 24, 2005

Blaps

same as "brap" just sounds better!

that left bomb was sikk blaps blaps!!

by Blapage April 27, 2008

the chuck norris blaps

a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move

apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, fuck.

by stefmanxx April 1, 2008