blind guardian

The best power metal band ever, they wipe their ass with nu metal, emo, "gangsta rap" and all other forms of music for pussies. Grow some testicles.

I went to the Blind Guardian concert, and kicked the whiny rich-bitch goth cunt in the face till she bled all over daddy's BMW.

by George Smith May 21, 2003

blind guardian

amazingly good power metal band. sound like a mix between medieval music and iron maiden. are influenced by the J.R.R. Tolkien.

the soulforged is god.

by psychoman364 November 2, 2003

Blind Guardian

What can I say? A great Power Metal band liked by great people.

I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.

Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!

Alec: Dude, did you see Blind Guardian at Bloodfest?
Kyle: Hell yeah!

by Alec January 21, 2005

blind guardian

one of the sickest bands i have listened to along with Inflames, Children of Bodom, Dimmu Borgir, and Cradle of Filth

i have all knowledge of Rock, ask me the band i know it

by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003

blind guardian

A band that has become rather confused, seeming to think that we exist in a world filled with dragons and trolls. Generally, the lyrics won't make sense to you unless you play hours of Dungeons & Dragons every day.

When I listen to Blind Guardian I want to pillage a kingdom and rub my balls on King Arthur's chin.

by ihavetotakeapoop October 2, 2005

Blind Guardian

a "80% helloween, 20% american thrash" copycat band, having a raspy singer and Tolkien-inspired nonsensical bullshit as most of their lyrics.

nowadays many of Tolkien fagboys and ignorant wannabe "metalheads" usually consider them "best german band" or even "better than helloween" (bitch please!)
they are obviously one of the most overrated power metal bands to date.

random poser metalhead - awww dude I just bought a new blind guardian album they kick ass

a diehard power metal fan - fuck 'em bro, if you wanna listen to the real german metal check out helloween

by winterheart May 16, 2014