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Blazebeard

Someone so homosexual that they radiate a sphere of cringe at all times around them.
Please stop being a Blazebeard.
by RazzleMcDazzle March 18, 2020
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Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.
Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage
by Cocksuckergoblin July 2, 2020
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lazy blackbeard

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move
That's one pirate we'll never forget
by Chupacabra June 15, 2003
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Catskill blackbeard

When a man dips his scrotum into a coffee mug filled with warm elderberry syrup for medicinal purposes. He is often wearing a T-shirt with no pants. The scrotum must be submerged for at least an hour to achieve any kind of benefit.
I was starting to feel a little under the weather so I gave myself a Catskill Blackbeard and I started feeling much better... until my wife came in and asked what the fuck I was doing.
by champduncancraig February 24, 2010
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blazehead

a person way beyond

pothead and stoner. a person who not only smokes gods gift to us Marijuana but is a professional in the art of smoking weed. someone who from morning to night smokes bud. a person who always looks high to the sky
John: "fuck! im bored"
Chris: "hell yeah"
Chris: "yo lets go smoke a blunt"
John: "you smoke bud?"
Chris: "my dude im a pothead"
John: "deadass im a blazehead my dude a pro"
Chris: "thats whats up"
by nycog December 4, 2009
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Blackbeard's Delight

The act if performing cunalingus on an exceptionally hairy female (probably black hair) and at orgasm she squirts all over your face.
Remember that girl we met at the library? Later that night, she totally gave me Blackbeard's Delight!
by Hot Carl Commish August 4, 2010
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bluebearding

Similar to catfishing, but you meet the person and have a relationship until you find out they secretly have a boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife. Like Bluebeard. Once you open the attic door ...
Yeah, we met in person like a hundred times! I never would have suspected he was bluebearding me but Facebook suggested his other profile and it turns out he's engaged. Ugh.
by dietdrpete December 28, 2013
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