To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.
When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."
by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008
A statement that is obviously false but the person making it beleives everyone believes it, or a feeble attempt to manipulate people through statements that may or may not be false.
by Moe Trubble April 27, 2007
by Peter Feaver November 20, 2006
A man with DNA almost exactly the same as the O'Leary clan but Blantons have an infatuation with the Durbin clan
Acting like a Blanton again.
by Coldkickinit May 19, 2022
by The eleventh warped March 16, 2019
To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.
God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.
I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.
I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.
by john dicklicks April 19, 2010