Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.

“I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”

by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018

cold wet blanket

What you want when you're on Molly.

There's nothing like a cold wet blanket when you're rolling on some Molly

by shibbycoleslawpoe August 20, 2017

you'll be my blanket

Makin your lover warm Real Warm

"Jim got blanketed hard REAL hard"

"Amanda said "You'll be my blanket"

by SeagDaddy200103 November 29, 2014

Blanket People

Native American Indians

John knew he was near the Indian reservation, when he saw how many blanket people were in the store that he stopped at.

by runtothewell June 5, 2010

Blanket cakes

getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets

Wesley blanket cakes me.

by Herobabe12 April 21, 2021

Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 3, 2023

family blanket

a blanket that you has been in your house since you were four and when fall asleep on the living room couch you use that blanket and it probably has animals or cartoon characters on it

That’s a common family blanket

by family blanket lover April 17, 2020