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Back Door Braggart 

n. A person who states a problem that they have with the express intention of letting everyone know how awesome they think they are, revealing their douche baggery to all.

v. Back Door Bragging: The act of expressing a false statement in order to set up the conversation to prove how (seemingly) fantastic the subject finds themselves.

effect: typically leads to eye rolls and general annoyance with subject.
Sarah: Lets go check out the new mall!

Lisa: Oh I hate clothes shopping anymore. Since I've been working out I can never find anything that fits because my waist is too tiny and my tits are too big. Life is so unfair!

Sarah: You're such a back door braggart, Lisa. Go fuck yourself.
Back Door Braggart by Jescati August 14, 2010

blaggard 

From blackguard -- either concerning street urchins who would blacken clients' shoes, or from the house servants who worked in the dark quarters of the house: a person whose conduct or character is disgraceful, disgusting, morally unfit; a thief with evil intent; a contemptible scoundrel; a term of abuse; a foulmouthed person
I won't have that blaggard take one step in my quarters!
blaggard by William Thompson October 17, 2007

Blaggard 

A person of dubious morals, sometimes with villainous intent and suspicious plots.
More often than not in cahoots with other shady characters.
You are a fool and a blaggard!
Blaggard by 123lachlan July 1, 2006

Blaggard 

A villain, a rogue, an evil or "black-hearted" person, hence abreviated low brow U.K. style to "blaggard"
The blaggards marooned the crew, raped the women, and drowned the children.
Blaggard by ZydecoSteve August 7, 2005

braggartist 

Self-important or artistically-inclined person whose only conversation topics center around himself, his art, and his isolation from pop-culture and society. Extremely vocal; unable or unwilling to accept that not everything “mainstream” is bad. Typically wears Bohemian garb and listens to public radio; is unreasonably proud of his “reject” status in society. Frequently found in and around Liberal Arts colleges.
I am sick and tired of listening to Meredith talk about how no one understands her or her art. She is such a braggartist.

You know, there’s “good” eclectic, and then there’s “bad” eclectic. I’m all for soy nuts and public radio, but some of these braggartists are just crazy.
braggartist by Lady Chevalier July 28, 2005

braggart 

Many people on this website, particularly those who make definitions of thier own country (See south Korea) are braggarts.
braggart by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004