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black resume 

Rarely if ever a written document, a black resume is the list of a person's shady or illegal skills that would not be appropriate on a "real" resume.
Joe's black resume includes lock picking, speed seduction, and backyard explosives.
black resume by graymalkn April 23, 2007

Black resume 

Evidence that one is not racist. The quality and presence of a black resume ( having relations with or to a black person). For instance if you have a black friend that is a lame black resume. But if your step daddy is black. And you grew up on ham hocks and black eyed peas, your half sister is black, you have a decent black resume.
If someone says you’re a racist. You can reply… “impossible, my dads black, I have a black resume.”
Black resume by dumpling765 July 2, 2022
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swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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