Black Berrynoid
A paranoid state resulting from fear that you have called someone inadvertantly due to a blackberry pocket call, resulting in the recipient of the pocket call hearing your entire conversation.
John: "...so I met her at the club and 15 minutes later I fucked her in my wife's car."
Friend: "Nice, your wife won't suspect a thing."
John: "Shhhhh, let me check my berry, make sure I haven't pocket-dialled her. Cool, berry's still on the home screen..."
Friend: "Dude you're black berrynoid. Lock the keypad."
John: So anyway, I don't even know that girls name but I fucked her..."
Friend: "Nice, your wife won't suspect a thing."
John: "Shhhhh, let me check my berry, make sure I haven't pocket-dialled her. Cool, berry's still on the home screen..."
Friend: "Dude you're black berrynoid. Lock the keypad."
John: So anyway, I don't even know that girls name but I fucked her..."
Black Berrynoid by izzy1979 January 22, 2011
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