Something so small that it'd be bitty even for a tiny baby. Too wee to make a difference, more of an insult than a sincere offer. Somewhat offensive to even have somebody offer you a bitty baby anything, waste of time even considering it! Thanks for nothing, literally, nothing.
That bitty baby bottle of Rhum is for who? Us? Me? Maybe it's enough for a teething infant but wtf you expect me to do with that??!
When the sperm donor who was present and unhesitatingly participated in the boogering of eachother that caused the eggo to become prego; dips in and out whenever he feels the want and/or need regardless of your wishes which causes you to lose you're mind more and more each time he comes around saying "love"this, talking "family" that, which happens on repeat until either you or him dies.
*Note: Child(ren) becoming adult(s) living own lives does not and will not ever relieve symptoms caused from Baby daddy batty.
Opposite of Baby mama drama
Baby moms: "I can't stand my baby's dad, he dont ever get me this upset that I be acting up this crazy like"
Baby moms homegirl(aka "auntie"): " You're probably going loco cabeza coo coo bonkers or how they say baby daddy batty cuz of him and his b.s. Mmhhmm."
the product of two persons having anal sex. A battybaby is formed from anal sex, three days after a large black wart will appear on the receiver of the anal sex's back. This will swell up to the size of a baby eventually, and it will pop, releasing a battybaby. The only known contraception method is to drink 12 litres of jenkem, which will result in a 23-day coma. Afterwartrds large purple zits will appear all of both people's anuses, eventually turning into scabs with engraved words of "batty".
Guy 1: Yotech, did usee that guy?
Guy2: Yopench, he wa a battybaby!
Battybaby:*snivels*
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"