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Bitter Balls 

What happens when you freeze/refrigerate Pre made boba drink for a long period of time. The balls harden and loose the bounciness and joy of freshly made boba and become hard bitter raisin like balls of misery.
Dumbass Joe: damn I'm full asf I should probably save my boba for tomorrow and put it in the refrigerator
16 hours later

Yuck my boba turned into bitter balls! Why Lord why!
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Peanut Butter Balls 

A recipe to get a dog to lick your genitals.
Steve has no girlfriend, but the peanut butter balls recipe always keeps him and Rover satisfied.
Peanut Butter Balls by fifftysor January 22, 2010

Russian Butter Balls 

When a woman is performing and handjob and as he ejactulates, she proceeds to take a hammer to the male's testicles, beating them to a pulpy, bloody, mess.
Dude Brandon met some girl last night who gave him the Russian Butter Balls... Poor guy
Russian Butter Balls by G-Bandit September 6, 2010

Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls 

One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle
Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"

Butter Balls 

A terrible problem where one's balls smell heavily of butter.
Man I don't know why, but I've got a serious case of Butter Balls.
Butter Balls by Connden5 January 21, 2017

Peanut butter balls 

A medication that someone would take for seizures.
He takes the peanut butter balls for his shakes
Peanut butter balls by JGBoylan1 October 10, 2009

peanut-butter balls 

What you use to attack someone you don't like
Gustavo: "Mr. S. is being such a dickhead, I'm gonna get some peanut-butter balls"
peanut-butter balls by imhungry April 14, 2008