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A person that practices one-upmanship and name-dropping. This person is compelled to elevate their status by trumping the experiences of others with their own supposedly personal stories that are usually more intense, on a grander scale or connected to a famous person or event. These persons expect others to believe their stories regardless of how far-fetched or improbable.
You: "I have some old Nirvana vinyl records in my collection."

Braggot: "I saw Nirvana and even hung out with Kurt Cobain. It was awesome."

You: "But you were born in 1992 and Cobain died in 1994."

Braggot: "Yeah, I was really young but my mom's boyfriend took me to the show and he had backstage passes because he was tight with Kurt. I remember all kinds of stuff from when I was only 2 years old."
braggot by Weedtarded January 19, 2009
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An ancient style of ale-mead, made from both honey and malted grain.

Not to be confused with braggart, one who brags or is given to boasting.
Gareth: "This is a fine braggot you've brewed here, Myfanwy!"

Myfanwy: "Why thank you, Gareth."

Daffyd: "It's not all that great, I brew a better braggot than anyone in the village."

Gareth & Myfanwy: "Shut your pie-hole, ya braggart, and drink your Bacardi & Coke!"
braggot by Cousin Cringe August 26, 2016
(n): a term used to describe self absorbed faggots commonly known to have the first name Bradley. Hence we chose to combine the highlighted terms and make *~Braggot.~*
Examples:

"Braggot has herpes."

"Braggot looks like shit everyday!"
Braggot by Braggot Hater November 9, 2009

Bifaggot 

Someone who walks with 2 legs, has two arms, ears, and eyes, and someone who is sexually attracted to both sex's.
Xin is a huge Bifaggot
Bifaggot by Zenoxum July 16, 2021

Bifaggotry 

A Bifaggot who is caught in the act of sexual deviancies.
John, this is such Bifaggotry in this god damn corner
Bifaggotry by Zenoxum July 16, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026