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Bruises and bitemarks

things yourvampgirlfriend will give you,being incredibly tasty-looking,i have several on my chest,arms and neck.
*being released from the evil clutches of a "vamp"* ..."i do hope you cleaned your teeth!it's bad enough having bitemarks,without me getting rabies!"
bitemarks by _TwiTch_ May 3, 2005

Bitemarks and Bloodstains 

My or may we be this way forever?
Tell me lover what will become of the other
Bones, skin, nails and flesh
On a bed of lack of passion, a medieval consequence
They worry you with all the talk of how your not their kind
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now adjust it, you must trust me darling
Subsequentially it seems you deserve more than me
They bury you while wearing garments of funeral fire
Now i'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, it's killing me
This will hurt you, and I will to, and I will
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this boy
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this girl
Bloodloss, bloodlust, for this boy, this boy
But now I punch a wound and once again forgive my sin
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
There is always one more fault
Now I'm stealing her body and taking it home
This is forever
There is always one more fault
This is forever

Bitemarks and Bloodstains
Bitemarks and Bloodstains by Spatro February 25, 2021
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